So, I am working away at work today, working away...like a good worker bee...when I have this conversation with a coworker:

AC (anonymous coworker): Jessica, you are quite the efficient worker.
Jessica: Ahhh, thanks.
AC: Seriously. If you were a hoover (for some reason they call them hoovers over here rather than vacuums), you would be a Dyson.
Jessica: Laughing. Really...thanks, I guess.
AC: Yeah, you would be the kind with three hoovers in one, you are so efficient.
Jessica: Okay then...

I can't recall being compared to a vacuum before. It was quite funny. I will take it as a compliment, even if it was the weirdest one I have received in a while!


  1. You are such a good little hoover :) that is hilarious.... well congrats.

  2. Jessica, about the "hoover" compliment. Are you sure this is a compliment . . . or do you suppose that she REALLY meant that "you suck." (Laughing) you know what I mean . . . rug sucker . . . hoover . . .vaccum . . .er . . .uh, you know I love you and so I agree, you should take it as a compliment!


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