Please Tell Me



Please tell me I'm not the only person...

...who washes their hands, then has to pee. I think it has something to do with the cold water. 
...who has zero interest in the super bowl. Like zero. Didn't even watch the commercials. Or halftime.
...who has been shocked by their own reaction to something. My shocked reaction had to do with Barnes and Noble and their ridiculously strict return policy.
...who gets headaches if they don't have their morning coffee. 
...who thinks It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is the stupidest show ever, yet still oh-so-entertaining. 
...who wore flip flops last week. Sandals in January! 
...who gets tired of people telling them there is something wrong with the fact that their 15 month old still doesn't consistently sleep through the night. 
...who gets annoyed with people breaking the law and using their phones while driving.
...who bites their nails as an adult. 
...who has never cooked with kale (though I will admit, I am thinking of taking the plunge). 


Anyone?

4 comments:

  1. It seems like every time i wash my hands i need to pee...
    I have never cooked Kale, although I really want to try it !

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  2. ...who washes their hands, then has to pee. - nope, but I often find I have to pee after I put lotion on. Then I wash my hands, only to need to put lotion on again...
    ...who has zero interest in the super bowl. Like zero. Didn't even watch the commercials. Or halftime. - I invited friends over... to watch Downton Abbey! I didn't know who won until I listened to the radio this morning.
    ...who gets headaches if they don't have their morning coffee. - sigh. yes. though I don't do anything to try to change this.
    ...who bites their nails as an adult. - nail biting buddies!
    ...who has never cooked with kale (though I will admit, I am thinking of taking the plunge). - It takes some getting used to. It's not my favorite, but not my least favorite either.

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  3. You are weird!!!!! Love, your SIL

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  4. I'm with you on the superbowl (though I did watch the commercials), being shocked by my own reaction, the caffeine headache, loving It's Always Sunny (knowing its stupid), annoyed with cell-phone drivers, bites my nails and has never cooked with kale. You are not alone!

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